this email i got from my coworker was funny:
He is from Venezuela so it makes it even funnier,

Dear Antrew,

I just was reading you Resume that you left here in the Desktop. and want to give you some feedback.
1.- First of all, it is a disaster and ugly .
2.- it is hard to read. if I read that I don't know what are you , what do you want, skills, experience etc . I would put that in list of possible.
3.- It needs a lot of organization. Recommendations.
1.- don't use that Resume. Es una verguenza
2..- Find and read a book called "1001 Best cover letters" and "How to write a Successfully Resume"
3.- you need also a Cover Letter I hope this help you to get nice job, so we don't see you around here anymore
love,
Santa

whats a verguenza- im guessing disaster

"Hello World!"

4:24 am mst wednesday morning; status of networks and MVS systems:green
anyways, as I stated i dont have interweb access from home for the moment, in fact I have no cable or cable internet, I thought it would be good to concentrate on getting some work done and finish the complicated parts of my site, in that regard so far it has gone fine. Not having the internet for reference has proven to be a big burden, but nonetheless got alot done yesterday on the Botlove Front. Also a shout out to 5 string Banjoist Jake Schepps who may be my first client with the new Botlove. Good to have a client before the business officially launches, always a good sign.